- ...and drive, no matter how confident you feel. Please.
- ... and call your ex. Or any guy for that matter. You can thank me later - or just tell me the nice story you will get. (Nice for me. Embarassing for you, most probably.)
- ...too much after a certain age. It will result in big headaches, huge hangovers and inability to function for a couple of days. (Or is it just me? Am I too old?)
- ...and touch your hard disk. It might fall down, break and cause you immeasurable pain. (Unless you are some kind of guru detached from earthy belongings; in this case, just tell me how you managed to reach that level.)
1 July 2011
Don't drink...
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