1 July 2011

Don't drink...

  1. ...and drive, no matter how confident you feel. Please.
  2. ... and call your ex. Or any guy for that matter. You can thank me later - or just tell me the nice story you will get. (Nice for me. Embarassing for you, most probably.)
  3. ...too much after a certain age. It will result in big headaches, huge hangovers and inability to function for a couple of days. (Or is it just me? Am I too old?)
  4. ...and touch your hard disk. It might fall down, break and cause you immeasurable pain. (Unless you are some kind of guru detached from earthy belongings; in this case, just tell me how you managed to reach that level.)

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